February 2012
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okay so at my work, one of the kids is like the stepdaughter of the bassist of a band i love. this is a pretty decently big punk band who started out local. her step dad, the bassist, is pretty much the perfect guy and ive known him for like 8ish years now? well not really known but my bro and his stepson were like bff’s but yeah i have i giant crush on him and i grew up listening to his...
Tell me you know, that you've seen what is real;...
“remember the black kid from the proud family”
– rachel waring (via geodude)
“Did you invent Canada?”
– CM Punk (via hopenicolex)
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
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me: do you think the kids bop kids get bullied at school?
my dad: i hope
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it’s raining and it’s like 50 degrees in my room and i just want somebody with facial hair to cuddle with
friend: marco
me: yolo
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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